It’s here! Watch the music video for “Already Home” featuring Darren Criss and Jessica Szohr now. #alreadyhome
how the roomie and I communicate
I swear, we’re normal! We just have long, deep conversations about what we’d do if one of us became possessed, and we name stuffed animals after dictators…
steve, bucky and sam going out for early-morning jogs. every time steve and bucky pass sam, they yell “ON YOUR LEFT” and “ON YOUR RIGHT” respectively. sam gets increasingly frustrated. but after a while, steve and bucky realise they haven’t passed sam again, and he’s nowhere to be seen. and they start to get worried, fearing the worst, until suddenly they hear a shout “ON YOUR ABOVE, ASSHOLES” as sam swoops overhead, leaving them behind
I thought I was looking at some surreal art for a second there
Are you saying it isn’t
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to
Am I going to hell for reading gay fanfiction in church?
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.