Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

agreatbigworld:

It’s here! Watch the music video for “Already Home” featuring Darren Criss and Jessica Szohr now. #alreadyhome


how the roomie and I communicate

I swear, we’re normal!  We just have long, deep conversations about what we’d do if one of us became possessed, and we name stuffed animals after dictators…

how the roomie and I communicate

I swear, we’re normal!  We just have long, deep conversations about what we’d do if one of us became possessed, and we name stuffed animals after dictators…

ikolism:

steve, bucky and sam going out for early-morning jogs. every time steve and bucky pass sam, they yell “ON YOUR LEFT” and “ON YOUR RIGHT” respectively. sam gets increasingly frustrated. but after a while, steve and bucky realise they haven’t passed sam again, and he’s nowhere to be seen. and they start to get worried, fearing the worst, until suddenly they hear a shout “ON YOUR ABOVE, ASSHOLES” as sam swoops overhead, leaving them behind

gaaraofsburbia:

cannibalfuckface:

I thought I was looking at some surreal art for a second there

Are you saying it isn’t

gaaraofsburbia:

cannibalfuckface:

I thought I was looking at some surreal art for a second there

Are you saying it isn’t

barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

my-own-patronus:

Am I going to hell for reading gay fanfiction in church?

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

that one time Wil Wheaton was my waiter